Noah MT

No Harry Potter fan wasn't surprised when it was revealed that as a child, James Potter had pretty much been an "arrogant toe-rag", and that is putting it kindly. But what if this bully of a spoiled brat didn't improve with age. What if he went from idiot to an actual dark wizard! We all know James bullied Snape, who was best friends with Lily. When James fell in love with Lily, his tricky relationship with her best friend, Snape, was the only thing standing in his way. The only way to get Lily to like him back that would be guaranteed to work would take two complex maneuvers, but these were treacherous moves that could only be completed by someone evil. It was a chain of events that would, in some ways, make him worse than Corvus Lestrange IV. A powerful wizard, he used the Imperious Curse to make Snape call Lily a Mudblood. He then modified his memory using Obliviate, Confundus and many more spells so that Snape thought he was entirely responsible for calling her th...

Jurgen Klopp is undoubtedly one of the best coaches in the world. After taking Liverpool from being a just-above-average Premier League team to one of, if not the, best teams in the league and, in my opinion, one of the best 2 teams in the world at full fitness, along with the mighty Bayern Munich. The first sign that Liverpool had, and still have, what it takes to be the best was the 18/19 season, when they had significant victories against Porto, Barcelona, etc. to win the UEFA Champions League. This was followed by the Club World Cup, UEFA Super Cup and finally, Premier League titles. Liverpool became a monster, and is still sitting at the top of the Premier League, although Manchester United do have the opportunity to pass them when they play Burnley. However, Liverpool would almost certainly have a further margin if it wasn't for injuries to important players.  Many have returned, but arguably Liverpool's most important player, Virgil van Dijk, is still out, seemingly unti...

I need to say this loud and clear: PewDiePie is not a Saint. However, when it comes to who should be top of YouTube, the only two channels with a realistic chance of surpassing T-Series at the summit are PewDiePie and Cocomelon. I think I would prefer PewDiePie to be at the summit than the other two. Although maybe we should all sub to Cocomelon, just for the memes. I have had similar arguments on this topic with many close family members, and I need to get this out there before anyone, especially them, says I am offensive (looking at you mom). First up, a big shout-out to Blue Shirt Kid, who's channel you can find linked here  who is the reason I discovered this in the first place due to what he said in this  PewDiePie reaction video I was recently alerted to. He explained that the reason behind the rise of T-Series, mustering enough fans to surpass PewDiePie and take the YouTube crown was because of a company known as Jio, a telecommunications company that did something that...

Going into the Euros next month, possibly the biggest squad dilemma lies with England. With so much young talent, England Manager Graham Southgate is very often criticized for his squad choices, most notably in the Central Attacking Midfield position. However, we need to understand what a difficult position he is in and how many players he actually has at his disposal. We also need to understand that he needs to focus on how good a player is on average rather than form if he wants a team to gel. So today I am going to put together MY opinion on the best team, but will also take into account what most England fans have been saying about who should get in the team. I will be using a 4-1-4-1 formation. GK: Nick Pope With his biggest opposition being Dean Henderson, who has no match fitness due to his bench-warming and England's current number 1 being the continually inconsistent and accident prone Jordan Pickford, I think Pope should scrape into the team due to his consistency and fit...

I recently watched a mockumentary on Netflix titled "Death to 2020". I think the name is fairly descriptive if what a hellhole the year was, even if MrBeast's YouTube Rewind, which you can check out here , probably never would have happened without... everything. But while the world burned, a hero rose from the ashes, created from boredom itself: a little blog known as NoahMT.  In the final 3 months of 2020 I posted 21 times for all of you viewers. While we may want to throw 2020 into the pits of Tartarus itself (pits as in it being a pit of doom and despair but also armpits), I'm gonna drag you back through my posts, and pick out my top 5. So buckle up for a trip down memory lane. 5: Five Harry Potter Characters Who Are REALLY Similar To a Real Person One of my personal favorites, I really enjoyed comparing characters with real life people. With Comparisons to Fenrir Greyback, Hermione Granger, Voldemort, Dumbledore and the Creeveys, I suggest that you go check that ...

For those of you who don't know, Robert Muchamore is a British author who writes books predominantly for teens. One of his most famous series is Cherub, and I think it is pretty clear to see that I am a huge fan by the fact that I am writing this article.  It follows a young boy, James, whose world is flipped upside down when his mother dies and he is recruited to a top secret wing of the UK spy force, a wing made up entirely of children, because who would suspect children of being heavily trained spies. I will not reveal anything else though, as I don't want to give too much away to potential readers. I highly recommend it and it is perfect for anyone like me who believes that other child spy books such as the Alex Rider series is just missing something, some way to see yourself as the character and make it a believable reality. However, it is explicitly only for readers who are AT LEAST ten and mature, as drug investigations, swearing, etc. are common throughout the series. B...

I am a hardcore Rick Riordan fan, and have read all his books except the Carter Kane series, and posses every single book he has written other than that and the Percy Jacksons (although I do have all the linked side books such as Percy Jackson's Greek Gods). I was eager to complete my Trials of Apollo series, and the final book was top of my Christmas Wishlist by a mile. I have received the book, to my delight, and was reading when something on page 100 popped out to me. An offhand comment by Dionysus revealed something very interesting, something that only the most hardcore of Rick Riordan fans would notice. It said, and I quote: "I frowned at Dionysus. ‘You could always, oh, I don’t know, decide to help.' He scoffed. ‘You know as well as I do, Apollo, that quests like this are demigod business. As for advising, guiding, helping … that’s really more Chiron’s job. He should be back from his meeting … oh, tomorrow night, I would think, but that will be too late for you.’ I ...

It is no secret that Chelsea spent a huge amount of money in the transfer window just gone by, and despite the recent drop in form it seems to be paying off. I'm not going to be posting as often as usual during this festive season, but I will occasionally send out a nice short post to keep us all satisfied. As always, comment thoughts, requests, etc. in the comment section below. Without further ado, let's get into it. Starting VI (4-1-2-3) : GOAL KEEPER: GK: Edouard Mendy  BACK LINE: LB: Ben Chilwell CB: Thiago Silva CB: Cesar Azpilicueta RB: Reece James DEFENSIVE MIDFIELD: DM: N'golo Kante ATTACKING MIDFIELD: LAM: Mason Mount RAM: Kai Havertz FORWARDS: LW:  Christian Pulisic CF: Timo Werner RW: Hakim Ziyech Bench: GOALKEEPERS: Kepa Arrizabalaga DEFENDERS: Kurt Zouma  Antonio Rudiger MIDFIELDERS: Mateo Kovacic Jorginho FORWARDS: Olivier Giroud (would get a starting place if this was based solely on skill) Tammy Abraham Top 5 Players to Leave: 5: Emerson 4: Antonio Rudige...

The reason so many people watch the Premier League instead of other leagues is often because of the unpredictability the league is famed for, and the history of the league, combined with how modern everything has become, meaning teams like Leeds, Blackburn and Blackpool, who used to be some of England's First Division's giants, have had falls from fame and now have to settle for Premier League relegation battles at best. This makes my job exceptionally hard, but I will try my best by looking at the history of the league, strength of teams, momentum of teams, etc. For example: usually about two teams who were previously promoted from the championship go down, with one staying up and placing in the top 15 (think how it seems Leeds will stay up, while Fulham and West Brom will nearly certainly go down). This aforementioned pattern means you often get "boomerang teams", who keep on getting promoted, getting relegated, getting promoted, getting relegated. Examples are Fulh...